10 Troll Questions & Answers

Nothing serious can be gained from this page. Just look away, and be careful on where you click in this page.

0. What is this? A troll page on a professional site? Why?

Let’s face the truth: behind the serious and professional mask we wear in our working lives, we are still human. This page is just for fun - after all, what is the point of developing or doing anything without enjoying it? Feel free to skip this page if you are not in the mood; nothing important will be answered here :)

1. Why should we hire you?

Because I know how to handle the money you would give me. I do not smoke and I do not gamble, so you can be well assured that the money you pay will be spent on nice things. Furthermore, I am trying to increase the number of trips abroad, so you can feel proud knowing you are helping the GDP of other countries.

2. Why should we choose you over another candidate?

Choose both of us! Seat us next to each other, and if we listen to the same music genre, we will become friends!

3. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a shop where food portions are too large to be eaten from one person in one sitting.

4. What is the hardest task you've ever faced?

I successfully guided my grandma over the phone to solve a problem on her mobile phone, which was set to a language she didn't know. Since then, there has been no task that truly seems difficult to me.

5. What are the 3 words that shaped your life?

'Put' 'more' 'ketchupInMyFriesPlease'.

6. How do you prioritize tasks?

It’s an ancient method I learned during my university years and it’s called 'The Fan Way'. You place all your tasks on the desk, turn on a fan, and watch them fly. The ones that hit you in the face are clearly urgent. The ones that land in your coffee are doomed. The ones that disappear entirely were probably never real tasks to begin with.

7. Can you fix my printer?

No. I write software, not miracles.

8. Do you have a life outside coding?

Of course! I occasionally stand up and walk to the fridge.

9. Last and least: Merenda or Nutella?

Let me answer all of these questions at once: Nutella, Android, ketchup, the cheapest cola, and dog person.